Are you tired of standing out in the cold waiting in line at the latest and greatest club? Are you afraid that the bouncers won't let you in because you're not wearing the right clothes? Do you hate it when the schmuck in front of you holds things up at the bar searching for his ID and when you finally get your $5.00 drink it's more water than drink? Well... NO LINES! NO DRESS CODES! NO BAR! Welcome to The Crossroads Club! Convienently located in the center of everything, just off the information superhighway, across from the world wide web. Here you'll be able to socialize without fear of actually talking to anyone. Need a cigarette? Smoke 'em if you got 'em... there's not a no smoking sign in sight. Hate loud music? Don't worry... there is none, unless you have a CD playing. Well, what follows is an almost never to be complete listing of all my favorite sites (and a few I don't like, but think are cool). Surf till your heart is content and your mind hurts. Don't be afraid. There's no such thing as E-Sharks. :)
Just what the heck is The Lava Lamp Five you might ask. Well, it's the top five websites according to me. The number one site gets the Mysteriously Cursed and Highly Coveted Blue Lava Lamp Award. Cool huh? Nobody asked you anyway. On with the winners...
 The Dr. Seuss Purity Test |
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 Marcidius' Wicked Garden |
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#1
(and winner of the Mysteriously Cursed and Highly Coveted Blue Lava Lamp Award)
Now where would we all be without our siblings? Happy. Rich. And most likely somewhere we have always wanted to be. You "only child" people are the lucky ones. Anyway, here are my brother and sister's websites.
Check out my big sister Annie's page...
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